Costco

a huge ass store where all the cheap asians shop. oh and indians too. no one speaks english in costco - especially not the workers b/c the workers are even fobbier.. trying to get discounts on the already underpriced stuff wtf

"costco's a toilet bowl. it's filled with brown and yellow"

by Atlashapa April 9, 2008

costco

a person who is like family but not blood related, someone who you are so close with you basically are family, a family friend.. it saves alot of time instead of having to explain that your not really realated but just very close

your moms best freind from high school you see every weekend is like your costco aunt or if you have someone you see alot around your age but your not that close they are your costco cousin you would say "this weekend im going to me my costco cousin" instead of "this weekend im going to visit this girl whos like my cousin but not really were just very close"

by NickiAsh December 6, 2006

costco

Noun - A place where stingy people go and buy their stuff in bulk. Most people end up throwing most of the stuff away anyways. Costco is usually really expensive compared to other places such as Wal-Mart or e-Bay.

A 42" inch plasma is on sale at costco for $1,799! Wait a second, the same TV is going for $1,499 @ wal-mart!

by igetfreecable March 18, 2005

Costco

That's where babies are made.

Jake Paul: Tydus, what happens at costco?
Tydus: That's where babies are made.

by _melon_peponi June 27, 2019

costco

the best fucking nickname you can get,
only the best stories can give you a nickname like that.

person one- hey costco

person two- fuck yeah!!

by sirridium December 7, 2021

Costco

Costco is home to some of the grossest consumerism I come across. Local groups where people will post an item and then all the others will descend on said item like locusts, clearing it out in minutes. People posting and laughing about spending $500 a trip on shit they don't need.

I bought $500 worth of Chinese brandy at Costco!

by unidenphone January 18, 2022

Costco berry ice cream

What you get at the food counter at Costco. Very very yummy yummy scrumptious and enlightening.

"Dad can I have some Costco berry ice cream?"
"Well I suppose since we're already here..."
"YAAYYY THANKS DAD"
"I love you son"
"I love you too dad"
"Wake up"
"Aw man another dream with my dad. But at least I got some Costco berry ice cream"

by Aim For North May 15, 2022