Habeas Corpus Christi

Legal proceedings regarding events or circumstances at southern clothing-optional beach resorts.

If you're accused of indecent exposure in a balmy sunny locale where many of da nearby humans are "in da buff" as well, you could always petition da court for a writ of Habeas Corpus Christi.

by QuacksO February 17, 2021

Corpus Christi crop duster

When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.

Wow Ashley is a Corpus Christi crop duster!

by John Doe357 November 04, 2013

chelsea corpus delicti

a fat cunt who is also one of the worlds biggest hipocrites, literally. often used as an online title.

wow, did you see that chelsea corpus delicti page? what a retard.

by Mr. kibbleybitts June 30, 2008

Corpus Christi Blowtie

The act of engaging, with vigor, in the full penetration of a dolphin’s blowhole for sexual gratification.

Tylor: Man that dolphin was really giving me looks at the aquarium yesterday. May have to Corpus Christi blowtie it later.

by DrJay361 May 14, 2023

corpus christi day

definitely NOT The Feast of Corpus Christi is the Roman Rite liturgical solemnity celebrating the real presence of the body and blood of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, in the Eucharist—known as transubstantiation. It is actually in fact a day in which we celebrate the greatest city on the face of this fucking planet, Corpus Christi, TX.

“Hey Fischer, you wanna go to whataburger with me to celebrate Corpus Christi Day?”

by Seymoore Buttz February 26, 2018

SimpSet Corpus

ROEL'S kadarism of less discipline and uncountable women sexual fantasy stimulant sex. The JaiMarxism of his religion defeats all shaded portion of dark effect of the mind frame curing euphoria of schizophrenia which all laughter is compensated five percent with image of the tri LOKA in JaiMarxism satisfying all blood types with sexually driven women with bodily diaphragm of attachment to ROEL. A triangular prism folding shield protection from all criminal intention.

SimpSet Corpus Christi Keith Roeloka Soleimy jinazi I got flag with a flash from a pipe paparazzi

by JaiMarxism April 29, 2022

Corpus Bogart

How you refer to someone when they are completely sucking at life. Being unfun, a fun-ruiner, buzzkill, jackoff or just an all around lame. You can usually spot one of these people by the lack of joy in their face, permanent scowel, or constant need to suck the life and humor out of any situation.

Katie: "what's up with Jeff today?"
Amanda: "I don't know but he is sucking more then usual"
Both: "Corpus Bogart!" (High five)

by urmom123789 April 25, 2014