CoronaTan

A golden brown vacation tan, that you get from your own backyard, cause you are STUCK AT HOME.

I can't wait for this to be over, I am gonna show the world this CoronaTan have been working on.

by Mixsey March 22, 2020

Coronaloner

The antonym of coronalingus. When a person is sad and lonely during the coronavirus time of social distancing.

Bill: "Hey have you heard what Pornhub is doing? Their premium's free to not just the Italians now but the whole world!"
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."

Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."

by CoronalonerWithNoBoner March 30, 2020

Coronation

place. Town in Canada that sits boldly upon the bare prairies surrounded by wheat fields and arthropods not encumbered by gluten-allergies. Gravel deposits are almost non-existent due to the intransigent nature of the recent glaciation, but a ready supply of clay is at hand so there are no shortages of bricks and brick-like accretions.

Curling is the sport of choice for the largely-retired populace who draw weights each end during the winters.

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Rodent zoonoses are, to the delight of the tourism bureau, on the wane at the grain elevator/interpretive centre. Open all summer.

Is that Coronation in the distance? I would love to take off my locust-proof coat and down a few brews.

It's hard to tell with the wondscreen covered in bug juice.

by gnostic 1 January 24, 2013

coronation street

A shitty overrated piece of television in which everything unrealistically occurs in one street. Liked by people with no lives on their own who enjoy living the lives of the characters through television. It's a wanna-Saved By The Bell.

Dude A: You're so whack you're almost as bad as Coronation Street.

Dude B: "That's cold dude."

Dude A: "Yeah, I'm sorry."

by Ian Mckenna April 13, 2005

coronapornication

Where you fake contracting corona virus so that you stay home for 2 weeks and watch porn.

I think Joey has “coronapornication” .... he seemed to be hanging to have a vacation dedicated to himself!!

by Tricka tech March 13, 2020

coronapornication

Where you fake contracting corona virus so that you stay home for 2 weeks and watch porn.

I think Joey has “coronapornication” .... he seemed to be hanging to have a vacation dedicated to himself!!

by Tricka tech March 16, 2020

Coronaloner

A person that has enjoyed quarantine so much, that they intend to stay solitary through choice after the event has passed.

Jesus, I never realised just what a bunch of assholes I used to spend my time with pre-covid, fuck that shit, I’m gonna become a coronaloner when this is all over.

by cheffykins March 31, 2020