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Coronatan

The tan your face gets when you have to wear a mask at the beach.
We went to the beach, to get out finally and enjoy the sun and surf. It was a beautiful day. When we got home we discovered that our faces had Coronatan!
by Sparkdog May 23, 2020
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CoronaWank

A specific type of wank that a guy does when left alone at home during the day, in isolation from Covid-19, instead of doing the work he should be doing remotely.
Mitchell: have you got past the wanking stage yet?
Webb: The CoronaWank?
by BiggusDickus69 February 8, 2021
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coronatard

A person who denies the existence of covid 19.
Coronatards often engage in maskhole type behavior and follow conspiracy theories.
"I hate sharing an office with Jim, he's such a coronatard that I'm sure he's going to bring the plague down on us all."
by Sciencer April 27, 2022
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Kentucky Cornstalk

A sex act between two people where some corn is frozen and slathered with butter. The male fucks the women doggy style while he takes the corn and puts it in her ass, the butter acts as lube.
Male:Hey Jessica, want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight.

Jessica:Sure, I'll get the corn.
by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017
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Iowa cornstalk party

An orgy that takes place in the mid west with 13 men and 2 women where they insert a jar of pickles up your rectum then proceed to masturbate with it two at a time, then you put the feces of another member up your own ass, then everyone has a pillow fight naked and oiled up.
Who should we invite to the Iowa cornstalk party?
by glenn quagmire_ May 28, 2025
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