who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning? by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

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California cornflakes

Another word for cocaine.

My partner in crime got me a bag full of California cornflakes for breakfast.

California cornflakes by Trevor Harris August 1, 2008

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Mexican Cornflakes

Having little left in a bag of corn chips, you crumble them up and mix with guacamole. Useful as a breakfast, snack or dinner when real food is scarce and all you are left with is party food.

"Man, don't you have any real food at this tailgater or do I have to resort to Mexican Cornflakes?"

Mexican Cornflakes by DarcyDog December 20, 2018