coragulate

To express false joy or acknowledgment, as for the achievement or good fortune of (another), when one is secretly jealous of the good fortune.

The second place runner coragulated the woman who won the race.

by Donn Bialik January 5, 2009

Cormac

everybody LOVES CORMAC he is SO COOL he makes EVERY BODYS NIPPLES HARD. he makes girls faint. he has a HUGE THROBBING GUSHING heart. (what did you think it was gonna say)

girl: Cormac's so HOT I WANT HIM IN MY BED TONIGHT
boy: I wanna be Cormac he's SO cool

by PEE PEE POO POO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO December 17, 2020

cromagnum bitch

A woman who turns some simple sex for a real relationship by sticking to the extent of wanting to determine your every move

John: who is that calling you all the time lately
Hunk: man it's the girl I fucked last Friday
John: uh cromagnum bitch ?
Hunk: danm right

by young sevo July 8, 2018

Peanut N Corn Corsage

A used, crumpled toilet paper wad with feces on it that is strategically placed upon the upper left or right front of someone's shirt utilizing the feces to adhere the wad to the shirt or blouse resulting in the appearance of a corsage made of toilet paper.

Rather than wearing a traditional flower corsage, Chris decided to be different and his friend adorned him with a Peanut N Corn Corsage for his wedding ceremony.

by Eaton Holgoode July 19, 2006

cormega

Greatest rapper ever

ni99as ask why i write so violent
my brain transformed in a dorm in rikers island

by Phillip December 1, 2003

Cormac McCarthy

Faulkneresque, Pulitzer Prize-winning author who wrote quality novels like "Blood Meridian," "Child of God," "All The Pretty Horses," "The Road" and most notably "No Country For Old Men," since it was adapted into a film done by the consistently brilliant Coen Bros.

Arguably, he's the greatest American writer alive. Many of his books are quite bleak & are heavy on Southern language ("Whatta you mean you caint!") but if you can handle that, you'll see what a treasure he is to literature.

Will there ever be another Cormac McCarthy? Probably not.

by Soul_Driver October 23, 2012

carmageddon

A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.

I can't believe I had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi's crashed. It was carmageddon!

by Douche_Crew November 18, 2010