Cogliostro

A character from Todd McFarlane's Spawn universe. Though their is much deviation in the characters relevance in the Animated films, the live action movie, and the comic, it is known that he was a former Hellspawn who somehow broke free from Malbolgia's control. He acts as a sort of mentor to Spawn (Al Simmons) and seems to have a much deeper understanding of the workings of heaven and hell then most.

This is also a common alias used by Clayton in his various online accounts.

Man Cogliostro was the shit in all those Animated movies it sucks that they made him so gay in the live action one.

or...

Dumbass: Cog-lee-ah-stro, what a gay name
Cogliostro: Hey dumbass its pronounced Co-lee-oh-stro

by Cogliostro89 December 28, 2007

Discarnate coalition

Anal raping

Cybele walked into the gay bar and got discarnate coalitioned

by Gotcha125 February 19, 2018

George Carlin

Didn't George Carlin say, "'Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "HOLY SHIT....WHAT A RIDE!"', or something like that?

good life clown fun George Carlin

by birdofprey May 20, 2009

Coblins

People who horde all Pokémon QR code’s to prevent others from using them!

Reggie: There was a Coblins on MutantMrHyde channel that took all the Pokémon QR Codes on today’s video!

by MutantMrHyde June 12, 2020

Carlinism

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.

Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.

by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010

Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

by John February 8, 2004

Austin Carlile

The ex-screamer for Attack! Attack! and is now in a band called Of mice & men. He is freaking amazing at vocals and did all of the recording for "someday came suddenly" by Attack! Attack! and was also the vocals for the I kissed a girl cover on punk goes pop 2.

"Is Austin Carlile awesome?'
"Very"

by sonofamitch May 20, 2009