coffee

juice of a plant that gives life and suppresses the urge for murder

i need my morning coffee

by CallMeWish November 3, 2017

coffee shits

when you drink a lot of coffee on an empty stomach, and then in about an hour or so you have to shit

Yo dude, i went to dunkies this morning, had a few medium regulars, and then all throughout the day i had the coffee shits

by MSHiggins December 18, 2008

coffee pull

smashing your gas pedal to achieve the same butt puckering effect as a strong cup of coffee

Did a quick coffee pull to 140 thisMorning , now I'm alert and good to go

by Feona hellcatt July 26, 2017

making coffee

When a person partakes in gossip, but misconstrues the details and often gets the story wrong.

Kevin told me the tea about my boyfriend’s infidelity, but I think he’s just making coffee.

by t3aspiller March 5, 2019

Coffee of Doom

"Coffee of Doom: Bitchy Barista Babes Brandish a Bevy of Breathtaking Bean Blends." The place of employment and much scenery for the majority of the characters of Jeph Jacques' web-comic Questionable Content, where sarcasm and good coffee--not frappuccinos--reign. According to the Local Alternative Rag, "The hip/not-hip place to fulfill your caffeine jones."

Marten: I'm heading over to Coffee of Doom to see the girls.

by Elizabeth F. September 13, 2008

congressman's coffee

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.

It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.

by mamma murder August 24, 2010

Coffee brew

A brew, but it's coffee not tea.

I'll have a coffee brew please.

by Le B3ar October 31, 2011