The Law of Colbertity states that Steven Colbert is so awesome that if he were to become less awesome, he would only become more awesome, and if he were to become more awesome he would become less awesome. This is caused by the fact that Colbert is the highest point of awesome, there is no match to his level of "Awesomeness" and there is no exceeding his level due to the limitations of the English word "Awesome." If he were to become less awesome the peak of awesomeness would lower with Colbert.
by Chupe December 20, 2008
Get the Colbertity mug.1) A person who gives off perverted vibes but are too socially awkward to actually perform any sexual act.
2) A person who stands on the edge of a conversation, occasionally joining in however they never fully contribute to the conversation.
3) A person that gives the impression that they would stand and watch sexual intercourse whilst wanking silently in the corner.
2) A person who stands on the edge of a conversation, occasionally joining in however they never fully contribute to the conversation.
3) A person that gives the impression that they would stand and watch sexual intercourse whilst wanking silently in the corner.
“Omg Alex is such a corner wanker, all he does is stare at girls boobs but he’s never actually had a conversation with anyone”
by Hm0411 February 14, 2020
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the legal secretary was waiting to cross the intersection but the crack whore assumed she was trying to work the corner, then proceeded to corner jack the secretary
by Magdalene St. Vitus March 22, 2005
Get the corner jacking mug.To do something with less than the appropriate amount of care. Possibly from the practice of taking a short cut when running around a city block, effectively cuting off a corner of the route.
If they hadn't cut so many corners when building that bridge, it probably wouldn't have fallen down.
by RCS May 24, 2004
Get the cut corners mug.1. When a gamer, usually in PVP Fighting Games, will mercilessly attack the other gamer, not even giving them time to guard.
2. When a gamer backs another player into a corner and proceeds to attack them, giving them no place to esacpe to.
2. When a gamer backs another player into a corner and proceeds to attack them, giving them no place to esacpe to.
1) Damn n00b corner raped me! I couldn't get a single blow in!
2) I lost the match because the jerk backed me into a corner! I got corner raped!
2) I lost the match because the jerk backed me into a corner! I got corner raped!
by geek_me_seymour October 30, 2009
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