Sir Clutchington

The person who's able to clutch so many things including exams, grades and whatever else is necessary. But this person does it with so much class that it deserves praise. Similar to Captain Clutch.

Many people tried but only one person could clutch it with such class. Sir Clutchington

by J-j-j-jay January 16, 2013

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clutching at straws

Out of desparation, the act of reaching or stretching for a solution, no matter how irrational or inconsequential. Literally - a drowning person who, unable to find any substantial floatation immediately at had, attempts to save himself from certain death by grabbing hold of a few stray pieces of straw floating on the water within arm's length.

The Senator from Florida, caught red-handed sending lewd and lascivious text messages to underage male pages, was clutching at straws for an alibi and escape. Alcoholism? Resignation?

by Mark Caruso October 17, 2006

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Catching up

To chat with an Old friend who you have not been in contact with for a while.

Im catching up with my old friend

by wassup foo shnizzle que cracke June 14, 2009

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Crotch Catching

This is a sport where people swing their arms with great force while walking in crowded areas and "catch" the person's crotch behind them.

Dave: Hey Mary, how was your morning commute?

Mary: AWESOME! I went crotch catching and caught 3 crotches this morning when walking out of the subway!!!

Dave: Lucky, I only caught one old one. I'm going crotch catching again on my way home.

by Crotch Catcher Inventor August 10, 2010

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