coot

That coot lost his mind.
by DavidMoore June 07, 2005
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coot coot

A small flightless bird indigenous to North America. Genus specie - cootia cootius
eg 1: Every weekend I try to catch coot coot.
eg 2: Stuff my pet coot coot with a kielbasa thanks and regards.
by Webster February 03, 2005
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cooting

One man cums in another mans anus, then the first man farts it out over the second mans face.
I feel like cooting your dirty face, bitch!
by Dill Wum December 21, 2010
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coot

- A shorter version of the word cooter, which basically means vagina. "coot" is less crass-sounding than "cooter". It is probably most similar in connotation to the word twat when referencing a vagina, as opposed to pussy, which has a more sexual connotation and snatch which sounds pretty crass.

- More commonly a "coot" is an older, usually male person, and generally refers to a perceived diminished capacity, uncouthness or senility. Typically said "old coot".
She's got a pretty ugly coot for a pornstar.

That old coot hanging out on his porch all day is always yelling at the kids for no reason.
by Laqueshus June 06, 2009
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coot

Something between cute and cool. That's why it is the mix of those words. Coot also sounds like "cute," however it is with double "o," so it is associated with cool.
-I don't hate or dislike my ex-friends because they all were my choices and I had a big journey with them!
-That's so coot, Senna!
by pisonik December 06, 2020
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Coote

Someone who is cool but also cute
your coote then?
by Meneria April 04, 2021
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coote

n. A derivative of coot. An Old English word describing the likeness to a water fowl that at appears stupid at first, but on further inspection is highly intelligent and simply being a twat to amuse his/herself for no reason other than their own entertainment. Even if their actions are detrimental to their status amongst others
'What's up with that prick over there-I don't think he's funny'
No, he's just being a bit of a coote. As long as it keeps him happy I'd ignore him.
by wilkins19 January 16, 2010
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