Coozy

Somewhere beyond Bitch but not quite a cunt
Duragatory term for a women when she is exceeding bitch status.

"Stop being a coozy"
"Coozy ass bitch"

by dcoozy October 9, 2011

coozy

verb, to cum or bleed in ones pants

Don't coozy in my pants

by Tyler July 12, 2004

cooney

a poor/lame joke aka a failed attempt

random convo between mates goin to the footy

Q: "so how many tickets am i getting for the footy... il get them tonight"

A: a million

the above answer would be classified as a cooney

by jimbobcoondog July 13, 2009

Eugenia Cooney

A dying YouTuber who refuses to get help.

Person 1: Have you watching Eugenia Cooney?

Person 2: Yeah she’s Aneroxic.

by Rylierules123 September 22, 2018

cooney dog

The act of rubbing your dirty bare ass on almost anything. Likely targets are, your college room mate's sheets or pillow, an ex-girlfriend's or ex-wife's hair brush, someone else's body (you have to do this one quickly).

Your ass could dirty from a good sweaty workout or a particularly nasty shit. Either one works.

After playing 2 hours of basket ball the guys were sitting around watching TV. Before he knew what happened I dropped my drawers and slid my bare ass down his whole thigh.
That was a nasty cooney dog.

by A_-_A February 17, 2008

cooney magoo

when a black person acts irrational or stupid

"you are so stupid sometimes jurall, stop being a cooney magoo"

by philipppp spicer May 17, 2008

cooney

ADJECTIVE - to be super cool, athletic, handsome, rich, and smooth. just about everything a woman wants in a man.

girl 1: john-kyle didnt even take me out for valentines day.
girl 2: wow, that sucks. my boyfriend nick took my on a cruise!
girl 1: unbelievable. i wish john-kyle was as cooney as your boyfriend.

by randyspaghetti February 23, 2009