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Coomer

Someone who is addicted to pornography and excessively masturbates.
Yo Jeff It got out that bill is a massive Coomer! He started humping the pillow on the school camp!
by Half As Funny February 27, 2023
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Coomer

Porn Addicts that lack basic motor functions, morals, and humanity.
They will deny the addiction

They will lie
They will make excuses

They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..
by MushroomPixels September 3, 2023
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Coomer

Coomer is person who is obsessed with pornographic material; someone who is excessively masturbating; discussing their kinks and fetishes with other people on internet/sharing their opinions on degenerate topics(sometimes even arguing about it); has a parasocial relationship towards nsfw streamers (In most cases, sexually frustrated teens/adults obsessing over a woman on internet); someone who has a bad social life, with
the mind coming up with intrusive thoughts in form of sexual scenarios or something similar to it; using porn and masturbation as a coping mechanism to escape/don't face their problems; someone who doesn't give a shit anymore and gave up on their life
I just saw people on internet discussing their kinks and writing a whole ass roleplay of them doing "you know what" to someone, under a nsfw post. Bunch of degenerate coomers
by suddo September 3, 2023
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Coomer

Not to be confused with gooner.

Coomers are people who participate in the act of cooming but are ashamed and hide it.
Person 1: I found some questionable images on your laptop; are you a coomer by any chance?
Person 2: Uhh
by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024
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Coomer

A guy that is open to everyone about how he is addicted to masturbating to pornography, whether if he is ashamed or not of doing such. Usually these guys end up doing something stupid like: Filming himself masturbating on Snapchat. Then after such an event their life goes in a downward spiral because they are widely known as "that kid".

These guys can be somewhat annoying because they have misogynistic tendencies due to the objectification of women via pornography. Good chance they have erectile dysfunction so they overcompensate by acting aggressive. Complaining how "depressed" they are when its because of the PMO habit that they refuse to change.
I was acquainted with a Coomer that filmed himself masturbating and the video went viral which caused him to get extremely bullied and breakdown mentally. He then started turning into this racist misogynist overtime.
by idl1 November 15, 2025
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Coomer Corner

The special corner in everyone's room where they go to coom.
Can also be a state of mind.
Wesley: Where's Namit?
Udai: He's probably in his coomer corner.
by zhewrong February 27, 2021
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Coomer-standoff

When two men compete to see who can go the longest without ejaculating or masturbating.
"I'm in a Coomer-standoff with my friend right now, I can't bang you babe."
by Brednuts November 1, 2021
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