cook

One who meddles in the arts of concocting methamphetamines. Typicaly in their own home-made laboratory inside their house or garage.

I am so spun off that shit! Give my compliments to the cook!

by Druhmz November 10, 2005

cooked

An altered state of being, whether it be chemically enhanced or a result of sleep deprivation and/or sensory overload. Usually occurs in the midst of and/or aftermath of a rowdy social engagement or bender (e.g. a music festival spanning one or more days, consecutive nights of exposure to alcohol and drugs in combination with loud music of an assorted variety, &c.)

Example 1-

Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning?

Dude: No, what?

Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo.

Dude: Are you kidding me?

Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo.

Dude: He is fucking cooked.

Example 2-

Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas?

Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke.

Dude: Man, he is cooking it!

by Betty Ford Prefect July 07, 2013

cooked

A better word for roasted because not everyone lives in 2015 anymore.

That girl just got cooked!

by puttang_slayer6942 May 03, 2018

To Cook

(Dane Cook) - Adj. To fuck with someone beyond psychological repair.

"To cook" - Today at work we cooked Adam so bad he refused to talk to us for an entire week.

by Fictional September 24, 2012

Cooked

Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.

Yo you got soo cooked last night
Yeah man I yakked everywhere and now my white shirt is yellow

by williamwallacejd#7 September 20, 2010

cooked

When you have pushed your body beyond exhaustion or you are very sick but still keep pushing yourself.

He is cooked but he is still working.

by glitterngld March 06, 2020

Cooke

A person who has large male genitalia. Often used as a term to define a 'cool' or a fun guy to hang out with.

As he pulled down his pants to display his dick, I saw he was obviously a cooke.

by Kr3m1in April 22, 2011