Couric

The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of shit. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands.

me: damn dude, i gotta take the biggest dump, but i think i'm gonna wait till the plane lands.

friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs?

me: I hadn't shit all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics.

friend: fuck man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester?

by Tom Mauer November 10, 2007

courier newed

If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.

Yo man, I said fuck it and courier newed that research paper.

by mpfl April 24, 2007

Courics

The standard weight measurement of fecal matter.Used in South Park's Biggest Crap episode.

WHOA! That shit is well over 100 courics!

by Nick and JT November 1, 2007

Courier Transform

Altering the font of a document to Courier, in order to increase the apparent length of the document.

The essay had to be 6 pages long, but I was stuck at 4, so I simply applied a Courier Transform.

by gsb1 October 14, 2008

the conjuring

A terrifying fucken movie made on a high ass fucken budget god damn fucken annabell doll its also a fag ass demon who takes it up the ass and trys to kill kids

I'm having nightmares because of the conjuring

by slydog24 October 16, 2013

Contrived

Something that is created in a way that feels artificial and unrealistic, as apposed to something that arises spontaneously through nature.

Waluigi was only created for the purposes of giving Wario a Tennis Partner; He only exists to be Roster Filler. Contrived because he wasn't created organically through the creators own passion.

by DeScRiPtOr92584 August 19, 2018

The Conjuring

One of the best modern horror movies of our time, introduced
horror movie fans to the doll known as Annabelle, and made dark
basements even scarier then they already were

I saw The Conjuring the other day, I haven't slept since then...

by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018