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Florida Panhandle Controversy

A controversy arising out of a dispute between two philosophies regarding the origin of Florida's panhandle. The first theory claims that Florida must have acquired the handle from an unspecified pan. The second theory rejects the first, asserting that Florida's protrusion was highly unlikely to come from any known or unknown pan.
So, where do you stand on the Florida Panhandle Controversy?

What do you think about the Florida Panhandle Controversy?
by Alejandro Brooks-Cabrera July 18, 2010
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controversial

Adjective. A statement, general idea, object or action that easily offended millennial's will complain about for no reason other then their desire for attention and the fact that they have nothing better to do.
Easily offended millennial 1: Oh my god, that controversial forever 21 shirt was so offensive.
Easily offended millennial 2: I know right, it said: "Don't say maybe if you want to say no". It was so promoting rape culture and it was absolutely not just a normal t-shirt that could have meant literally anything else.
Easily offended millennial 1: You're so right.
by Harlium October 30, 2019
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controversy

The dislike removal isn't a controversy, everyone hated it.
by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022
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controversy

The "synonym" for the 1992 video game Mortal Kombat as its unprecedented amount of violence has once caused Mortal Kombat controversy right after its release date. This controversy eventually shaped the statement "video games cause violence" among Gen X-born person, after the statement "vaccines cause autism" had previously shaped among Baby Boomers.
When Mortal Kombat hit the shelves, the controversy surrounding its graphic violence set the stage for a national conversation on video game regulation.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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The Precession Controversy

This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.
The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.
by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022
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d4vd controversy

on september 8th of 2025 the remains of celeste rivas hernandez was found in singer d4vds car- its so obvious he did it because hes kind of retarded and has everything stacking up against him. hes a pedo and a murderer. feel it is a good song though
adrian: "did you hear the d4vd controversy? there was some dead girl in his frunk and is being outed as an epstein apprentice AND a murderer?!"

henrique: "what the fuck bro"
by benadryl.addict September 24, 2025
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controversial topic

guy 1: controversial topic
guy 2: sketchy argument
guy 1: makes guy 2 look like a fool
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 22, 2021
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