contraceptive

A measure taken to prevent pregnancy. Includes the condom, oral contraceptive pill (OCP), patches, injections, cages, caps and sponges amongst other methods.

"are you on the pill?"

"are you using a contraceptive?"

"use a condom you dirty fuck"

by Oli87 June 22, 2007

contract killer

(n.)- A paid professional whose sole purpose is to seek and destroy.

"I'm a Contract Killer."

by Contractkiller69 November 25, 2006

Eye Contract

To make eye contact with the driver in the lane you are attempting to merge with.

"You have to let the person in if you make an eye contract."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

oral contraception

Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.

Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Celebrity Contraction

When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina

Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.

by Ben Faulding September 27, 2005

double contraction

A unique weapon of grammar combining words in a fashion similar to a contraction, but with three words and two apostrophes instead of two and one, respectively. Usually used by people who are too important to speak with any normal regard for english.

"I wouldn't've used a double contraction."
"I'd've told you about double contractions, but I would have had to kill you."

by A. Robert Dowson September 11, 2008

contraceptives

A contraceptive is s form of "Child Prevention". Methods include;

A Condom: A rubber sock for you knob.
A Diaphram: A rubber dam for your ladies love box.
The Pill: Easier than a cheap chav tart, cheaper than an 'E'
Abstinance: The art of not shagging if you aint old/responsible enough.

The Chav species has dramatically grown as a result of smack-heads not knowing about contraceptives. The time has come for the government to either teach people about contraceptives or cut of evey chavs dick.

by ConcreteMonkey February 3, 2005