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Duncan Construction

The largest prank calling company in the world based in Stilwell Oklahoma.
by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010
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Social Constructionism

Using your sociological imagination to completely bullshit your final paper for a sociology graduate student that doesn't understand what he or she is teaching.
Using social constructionism, I passed my sociology course!
by bewarnecke_00 December 18, 2014
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constructionfuck

A major constriction in traffic flow caused by a long term road construction project in a heavily traveled region.
I was late for work this morning thanks to the major constructionfuck between HWY 494 and 60 on Interstate 35.
by Tacheyon April 2, 2009
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Constructive Clitisism

When a woman gives you proper advice in preforming oral sex on her.
"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."
by PatBen22 February 21, 2014
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construction engineer

Like a civil engineer, just not as up tight. They perform managerial tasks on the job site as well as design engineering (i.e. temporary structures). They spend a lot of time on the job site overseeing the actual construction of a project and making sure it gets finished in a cost efficient, safe, and timely manner.
The civil engineers don't like it when they find out that construction engineers make more money than they do!
by MMartinez May 9, 2007
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constructions

n. Directions included with items such as plastic models and furniture that require some assembly.

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Are you sure that you followed the constructions Aliyah? Daddy’s chair looks very wobbly.
by gnostic3 December 22, 2017
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Phantom Construction

When unnecessary cones, barrels, and lane shifts screw up your morning commute but there isn't a construction worker in sight. A/K/A/ government efficiency at its best.
I was half an hour late due to some phantom construction. Turns out, no one has worked on site in days.
by UDANONYMOUS August 16, 2010
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