intellectually constipated

Someone who is mentally incapable of thinking for himself. Someone who has shit for brains but can't even use the shit.

Hey that guy has shit for brains. No he doesn't it's worse he is intellectually constipated .

by Anton Doos May 3, 2016

Atlanta Urinal & Constipation

Slang term among journalists and others for the Atlanta Journal & Constitution

Have you read the sports page in this morning's Atlanta Urinal & Constipation.

by andy1 September 24, 2006

constipated

When you mentally have to go poopie, but you can't physically go poopie.

I gotta go pooooooooopie!!!!!!!

by Screw u bitch August 6, 2004

Emotional Constipation

Emotional but unable to express it. Either because of 1.) numbness or 2.) it is socially inappropriate to do so.

1. Bob wants to cry but he just can't for some reason, even though he knows it will make him feel better. Guess he's experiencing some emotional constipation.

2. During the funeral, Jerry wanted to erupt into laughter but knew that it would be socially-inappropriate. She was emotionally-constipated.

by cunninleongus February 15, 2010

Constipation

The whole reason that laxitive companies make money.

The man was constipated so he took some laxitives and he crapped his brains out.

by jay420 August 25, 2005

constipation

When you want to go poopy, dream about going poopy, and pray to go poopy, but your ass says otherwise...
antonym of diarrhea

constipation is not your friend =(

by not gir October 9, 2006

constipator

One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.

See greenblatt

Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.

by Ian January 13, 2005