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Conservation of Fat Theory

The total amount of fat in the world stays constant over time. Fat can never be created or destroyed, only gained or lost. When one person gains weight, another loses it, and vice versa.
Julia seems to be shedding off the pounds whereas Lois is now sporting some thunder thighs- it must be because of the Conservation of Fat Theory.
by siosays July 19, 2011
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Echinoderm Constellation Theory

This is the theory that the constellations when viewed all at once resemble the underside of a sea star, with major clusters of stars representing the mouth and the various stars extending form arms with small ossicles, spines, and tube feet.
That pot head is a huge supporter of the Echinoderm Constellation Theory.
by JewlEN December 27, 2007
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menstruation constellation

When you begin to break out before/during/after your period.
Sam: Why are you wearing so much makeup?
Julie: Oh, I've gotten my menstruation constellation.
by caffinitive July 4, 2014
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The Law of the Conservation of Corn

The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.
Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!
by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021
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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
by Benfea October 16, 2006
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constellations

Constellations are a imaginary pattern of Stars that are in the night sky created by many people. Constellations were known to be dated in Pre-History (which is also known as Before Christ, or BC) or in Greek Mythology. Known constellations are Pisces, Orion, Ursa Major/Minor, Aries, Virgo, Scorpius, Sagittarius, and a lot more, being about 88 constellations in the night sky. These constellations used to be a little bit unrecognizable in the years of 100,000-25,000 BC, and will become unrecognizable in the future approximately 65,000-125,000 years from now due to the movement of stars due to no gravity in space.
Wow! I didn't know there were constellations in the night sky!
It can also help me where stars are!
by Matthew Paano Torres July 30, 2020
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constellationist

A person who studies constellations as a career. Also known as an Astronomer.
The constellationist studied the constellations in the star-lit sky.
by Darren Arimoto October 17, 2006
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