Special Constable

(UK) Like a Policeman, but retarded, Hence the designation of 'special'

1: Dude, check out the downer in uniform

Woah, its a Special Constable

by UberPcso July 28, 2011

Constabled

Getting so drunk that you lose all bony functions. You have girls making out with your passes out body. Also, when asked a question or talked to you can only respond with fuck you or a good ole middle finger.

Dude Cathleen sucked my face last night while I was totally constabled.

by Snowmen January 19, 2018

jackson constable

A fucking sick kunt who is a slayer for the poon

Oh damn he is a jackson constable

by Clangerislife September 11, 2017

Milo Constable

A highly awkward little gay OR a highly awkward moment.

I bumped into Gordon Brown at the job centre last week... it was such a Milo Constable

by Vrgina-not-tha-wolf December 06, 2010