Coplaining

It's like complaining, but with the cops involved.

herp: "hey Derp I heard there was a party at your neighbors house last night."

derp: "yeah, I called the cops."

herp: "Stop coplaining"

by tk3990 September 11, 2011

Constiplaining

Complaining about being constipated

My girlfriend can't poop, she's always constiplaining about it.

by JustJam21 August 9, 2015

catsplaining

When a cat looks at you and meows because you aren't getting on with whatever you were supposed to be doing quickly enough.

Some amount of catsplaining can't be escaped.

by felixh March 17, 2017

clownsplaining

when your friend, who is a fucking clown, tries to over-explain something to you.

"Tiff was clownsplaining to me why she was late for work"

by dankeesh June 13, 2018

Complaining lil' bitch

A person who complains because of some stupid ass reason.

Oh my she's such a complaining lil' bitch

by WhosAnonymousss September 16, 2020

Monsplaining

The explanation or of something by a Rastafarian, typically to a non-Rastafarian, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

Lionel Joseph told me all about the 12 Tribes of Israel like I'm a fucking idiot, I hate monsplaining.

by Kung Fu Jimmy October 2, 2021

CEO OF COMPLAINING

When someone complains to much/ all they do is complaining

Afi is the ceo of complaining. He keeps talking while playing.

do you guys agree that Chunko is also the ceo of complaining. He keeps on barking.

by Achmedoes May 28, 2022