Consuming The Media

A term used in conversation when making the implication of the viewing of pornography/naughty material, as well as doing acts such as: jerking the gherkin, beating the bishop, seasoning the sausage, choking the chicken, and of course my personal favourite; "Giving the 8-year-old in my basement a short break".

Guy: "Hey did you consume that media last night?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"

Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"

Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"

by BarryBigBollocks92 October 2, 2018

Consuming Fuck

when you find a really freakin small person and a woman with a massive vigini hole and as they are having INTERCOURSE the small person gets stuck and consumed by the beastly vagina.

Woman: Yeah fuck me

Man: OMG were having a Consuming Fuck

Woman: Excelllent!!!!......Get inside of me......Really get inside of me

by the guy who fucks dogs March 13, 2010

Conslutant

Experienced friend often solicited for sex advice.

I called my conslutant to find out how far I should go on the first date.

by kp-dog August 31, 2012

Consulting Detective

Abbreviation CD; A person you hire to investigate a person or organization who is suspected of committing illegal and or unethical acts, or to review a case police were unable to solve that you would like them to solve; or in other words a private investigator or PI

The consulting detective investigated Marcia’s boyfriend and discovered that he was cheating on her with another woman.

by Vanguard 1998 August 25, 2021

Constuting

When something in your body knots up or feel pain for short periods of time

I’m slumped cuh my stomach constuting

by Damosesogg January 25, 2023

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by Digital Consulting Pandit November 25, 2021

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