Conrad

someone who seems like someone you wouldnt like, but then you get to know them and they are RADICAL. See Conradical and Prorad

person 1: dude, that guys a total kill joy. no one likes him..
person 2: nah, actually, he's really cool. a real Conrad he is. Conradical.

by d00d3 whtvr. January 27, 2008

Brooks Conrad

To pull a Brooks Conrad is to Fuck up immensely.

This comes from Brooks Conrad's complete inability to do anything useful when fielding a baseball. (see 2010 NLDS)

also acceptable are:

"Pulling a Brooks" or "Pulling a Conrad"

Doctor: Sorry I dropped your baby Ma'am

Woman: Wow you really pulled a Brooks Conrad there

Doctor: We'll now he'll be as terrible a human being as Brooks himself!

by Boola Boola October 12, 2010

Conradical

Badly Radical. See Proradical or Prorad
See Conrad
A Conrad is Conradical.

Or Could be something awesome with something bad attached.

person 1: you want a cookie? its the kinda with the thick icing that could make you sick but is soo deliciousss..
person 2: hell yeah, i love them things. they're conradical. i dont give a shit if they make me throw up, i'm eating them.

by d00d3 whtvr. January 27, 2008

Conrad

Someone that is so hot, that when you see them, you jizz urself.

Confyah is walking across the street and I see him

"Man, Conrad's arsenal iz so hott!! WIT 2 T33's!!!"

by dj alligator! April 7, 2008

conrad

Conrad is single most caring boy in the world, hes sweet, charming, handsome and makes all the ladies go crazy over him. Conrad knows how to make a girl feel loved and cared for and all the ladies go bonkers for him and he doesn't even know it. Hes cool with his friends and generally everyone likes conrad.

Dammmn, hes a conrad

by a hot sexy girl122 November 23, 2021

conrad linhart

the hottest person in the world! there is nobody as good-looking as him!!! he is just satisfying!

girl 1: I met such a Conrad linhart yesterday!
girl2: I think I did too!

by orlandomagicmango May 19, 2017

Conrad von Hötzendorf

Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf (1852-1925) was an Austro-Hungarian Feldmarschal and Chief Of Staff of the Austro-Hungarian military until 1917. He is famous for his grandiosely embarrassing failures in Serbia (1914), Russia (1914-1915 read Siege of Przemyśl) and Italy (1915-1917 until battle of Caporetto). He was heavily interested in old style warfare, which just didn't work anymore in the new modern era. This particular played a huge role in his failures. He is widely considered a meme and the YouTube channel The Great War even used him on their merch. He is widely considered the guide for "how not to fight a modern war".

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Conrad von Hötzendorf?

Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!

by Hans the German Monarchist July 22, 2021