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consolation bias

Cause to feel or show prejudice for or against something or someone because it brings comfort to the person.
*cries*"Aweh man I am going to die so like heaven exists and we all go there." *feels better*
- Typical Religious Person

"That's a consolation bias, you should base your beliefs in facts not emotion."
-Rational Person
by MrChristopher November 5, 2014
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Consolation Prize

A prize given to someone who does not deserve/ did not get the real thing, but needs to be acknowledged somehow.
She's just the consolation prize. I'm the REAL indian dream.
by rackanna January 12, 2011
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Consort consolation

What a mate does to relieve her empty, mundane, lonely life, while hubby is in the trance of making the next million.
Her consort consolation for today is a new Hermes scarf from Neiman's.
Various consort consolations could be, volunteer work,exercise & facials, crafts, overeating at home, lunch w/ "girlfriends",or even watching "Oprah" or "Dr Phil", while eating expensive ice cream out of the container.
by Catholic Devil May 4, 2009
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Coonstations

When a black man enters a small English village where only whites live.

And they all panic like they have never seen one before..
Get to your Coonstations everyone.. A nigga is approaching the village.
by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019
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Second base consolation prize

This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.
Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.
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Condolations

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.
You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...
by Steve Day December 30, 2008
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consolation wank

Masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have sex with someone. May be called a "consolation fap" by someone born after 1990.
We went back to her place and I thought this was the night, but she said she wasn't ready so I settled for a consolation wank after she fell asleep.
by ghostofshoegazer February 12, 2014
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