warming the cockles

it means making someone happy and give them a feeling of contentedness.

example The politicians warming the cockles of voter's hearts prior to elections clarifies their malicious intentions.

by pihu March 12, 2014

canklesaurus

NOUN: (cank-el-SORE-us)

A woman with enormous cankles - afflicted with cankleitis. Those with canklephobia should steer clear...

"Dude. Don't look now - beastly canklesaurus at three-o-clock. Heading this way. Whew...detoured at the end of the bar. Crisis averted."

by ZooBG May 14, 2010

warms the cockles of my heart

pleases and delights in a warm fuzzy way
it may be an old English casual term

When you paid for my lunch with that big smile it warmed the cockles of my heart!
It warms the cockles of my heart to hear you speak so kindly of your sister.

by Inner Rose January 9, 2017

Brett Conkling

One of the original old horses who revolutionized online vocabulary forever. The professional gamer, Zero BC who has made money than your family combined.

I am such a donkey dick turkey, I am tired of getting the schloog and being a duker. I wish I could be more like Brett Conkling

I heardddd about that big ole DICKKKK

by AJDavie December 18, 2009

cocklet

A young boy's penis

He cupped his hands over his immature cocklet

by Sam May 7, 2003

Conked

When you smoke so much weed that you have to look on urban dictionary to define how extremely high you are.

"Dude, I'm so Conked right now."

"Who are you??"

"Hopscotch."

by Battle-Cat March 6, 2010

Going Martha Coakley

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010