cotharted

Hit really hard. Or banged into something.

I just cotharted my leg on that chair. It rlly hurts now.

by 3ff.l June 25, 2023

Ghost converted conservative

A person who held liberal beliefs but now have full blown switched to conservative. But have retained that they are still liberal.

Example: Joe: "Wow Jordan Peterson used to have pretty liberal ideas. Now he talks about God and capitalism, and that feminism is bad. What happened to him?"
Mark: "Yeah it's because he a ghost converted conservative."

by Jake Casper June 28, 2023

contarded

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

by jaki January 18, 2004

cougared

the act of jumping a person committed to a relationship.

She cougared him! She's evil!

by force five April 15, 2008

Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.

OMG becky your so contarded today!

by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006

contarded

a combination of being conceited and retarded.

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.

by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006

contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!

by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003