National Confession Day

Literally any day, now that it's on Urban Dictionary you have to do it you chicken!!! JUST TELL THEM ALREADY BIATCH!!!

"IT'S NATIONAL CONFESSION DAY NOW JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!"
"K jeez man, calm down"
"NEVER"

by applesauce2005 October 23, 2019

Anal Concussion

The act of being fucked in the ass too hard that you are given a concussion.

During my 6 years of being in prison I got 23 anal concussions!

by DmasterG March 3, 2014

coonfusion

Condition affecting white male youth that turns them into wiggers; a loss of identity that the subject is in fact a white male from the upper class, not a black male from the lower east side.

There seems to be a lot of coonfusion going around in Roseville these days...

by Banky May 27, 2004

Concession Button

Something one hits when they utterly give up, quit, discontinue, cease, etc.

Bobby: I'm fed up with this shit, FUCK IT. <leaves>
Onlooker: Bro, Bobby just totally hit the concession button.

by G to the Dizzle March 20, 2009

i am confusion

A phrase saying that you are confused used in a simi popular internet meme.

(Hears a confusing theory on 9/11) . I am confusion.

by Sober calvin February 26, 2017

confusion deathmonkey

1. a delusional and fictitious creature that enjoys playing with explosives and wandering around aimlessly in a hallucinogenic state.

2. a popular podcast recorded and produced in Kansas City, MO, by three guys who have a lot of free time and a lot to scream at each other about.

I used to listen to the morning radio show on the way to work, but now I listen to Confusion DeathMonkey radio.

by wbcjshi February 3, 2010

Drunk confession

When you call the person you like drunk to tell them.
Sometimes it will work out for you and the person will like you back. Othertimes it will be the most embarrassing phone call you ever made. Drunk confession can lead to new relationships, or a huge heart ache and constant taunting from your friends.

*ring ring ring*
Boy: Hello?
Girl: *insert boy name*!
Boy: *insert girl name*?
Girl: I love you
Boy:.....
Girl: I Love you soo much!!

Girl 2: WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT PHONE DOWN!
*Hangs up girls phone*

Girl 2: Do you know what you did last night?
Girl: No?
Girl 2: You did a Drunk confession of you love for *insert Boy's name here*

by mcswimgirl August 2, 2012