Confucius Say

The basis of lame jokes that involve the philosopher Confucius

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger

by Foo_Fighter December 21, 2008

confucked

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore

i’m so confucked right now honestly

by okden April 11, 2020

confuckinfused

beyond confused.

i'm so confuckinfused.

by exoskeleton productions. January 19, 2009

confuculation

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.

I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!

by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015

Confuckulated

1) bad
2) confusing

That's confuckulated

by Tara February 16, 2004

confuckery

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together

Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.

by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009

Confuculate

To be confused, or confuse someone.

I always get confuculated when it comes to chemistry.

by Ultimate bitch March 20, 2006