Confluchuated

Being extremely confused to the point that you can't even explain what's going on in your mind

Mike: yo so i went to class and my teacher asked me if i like coffee so i said yeah i drive a ford flex and jumped out a helicopter and landed in a gym with lebron james and thats how i got married to my next door neighbor.
Owen: ok can you repeat that im confluchuated.

by Ya boi with the words November 16, 2018

conflustered

the instance of being both confused and flustered at the same time

I am so damn conflustered!

by Abby April 19, 2003

conflusterfuck

A snafu of epic proportions; the most completely fucked-up thing ever. A portmanteau of "conflagration" and "clusterfuck".

Throwing screaming babies into the pen full of rabid pit bulls seemed like a good idea at the time, but it ended up being a complete conflusterfuck.

by meempants September 25, 2003

conflutenswagen

another term used to mean "what?" or "huh?"

"Conflutenswagen? i didnt catch that."

by feedthekidz October 20, 2004

confluperous

the quality of being extra

"Girl, why you always so extra?"
"You right. Lemme stop bein so confluperous."

by Lillllllllian December 7, 2017

conflubdajub

to make up a word

yoooo, i just conflubdajubbed for the first time!

by tomk1ns July 13, 2021

conflict of interest

A financial, emotional, reputational, or other personal interest in any matter held by a person having authority over the same matter. Tking advantage of authority over such a self-serving personal interest may be considered criminal. At the very least, it is usually harmful to others.

Most legislators either already have been, or eventually become lawyers, so they abuse their conflict of interest over legislation to make sure that laws are conducive to the job security of lawyers and legislators.

by Downstrike May 21, 2004