blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.

The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

condogenation

Concatenation for dog-lovers

I thought "&" meant condogenation.

by XIU October 6, 2010

combomination

This combining of ingredients resulting in an abomination.

The most traditional combomination is pineapple on pizza.

by xemo October 8, 2016

Condomsation

That sweat that's on the condom when you take it off

"We out here sloppy with condomsation, man"

by dustBoxedNORTH June 17, 2019

condomsation

When you open the packaging of a condom and some lube accidentally drips out.

Dude, I was trying to be smooth, but when I pulled it out some condomsation came out.

by rosecoloredhomo April 17, 2019

condoliations

A response for when you don't know if someone is sharing good news or bad from their perspective, so you split the difference, half congratulations, half condolences.

Portmanteau created by Alex L. - Halifax, Nova Scotia around 2005.

I no longer work there.... "Condoliations".
My in-laws are coming to visit... "Condoliations:.
We broke up recently.... "Condoliations:

by HalifaxAlex September 28, 2023

fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.

I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.

by wassupweasel May 16, 2016