A condor that is used to help prevent the making of children. It has a tendency to screech at a pitch that renders sperm infertile. A great alternative to the condom.
My buddy and his girlfriend were having sex in his dorm room when I walked by to hear a loud screeching noise. I busted in and realized that he was just having safe sex using his sex condor.
by Landfillian March 22, 2009
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"You'd best use a condamn if you don't wanna get knocked up!"
"You'd best use a condamn if you don't wanna get knocked up!"
by Aluriaphin October 9, 2007
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Equipped by most Canadians. The ability to tell the difference between a true Canadian and trying-to-be-Canadian-American.
Equipped by most Canadians. The ability to tell the difference between a true Canadian and trying-to-be-Canadian-American.
Fake-Canadian American: "I'm from Canada"
Canadian: "Canada eh? Where about?"
Fake-Canadian American: "Ah... Vancouver?!"
Canadian: "Huh cool so you're from the east coast?"
Fake-Canadian American: "Definitely!"
Canadian: "It's on the west coast you American, I knew you weren't Canadian from the beginning, I've got the Candar!"
Canadian: "Canada eh? Where about?"
Fake-Canadian American: "Ah... Vancouver?!"
Canadian: "Huh cool so you're from the east coast?"
Fake-Canadian American: "Definitely!"
Canadian: "It's on the west coast you American, I knew you weren't Canadian from the beginning, I've got the Candar!"
by EuGB May 3, 2009
Get the Candar mug.Someone who is completely worthless in life. A condaddy is someone who fails at everything they do and can complete nothing in a single day. You skip classes and sit in a lazy boy all day saying you have done something productive that day when you really know you haven't done a damn thing. If you know a Condaddy then you realize the kid is completely worthless.
Hey man are you gonna go to class today?....No I'm gonna sit and watch tv....Damn kid you keep this up and your gonna end up being a condaddy!
Hey are you gonna quit drinking everyday and do something productive or are you gonna keep acting like a Condaddy!!
Hey are you gonna quit drinking everyday and do something productive or are you gonna keep acting like a Condaddy!!
by thelegend9109 November 15, 2011
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by beetasaurus April 17, 2022
Get the comdar mug.This can only occur during/after coitus on a top bunk, or a place which is elevated. After cumming on the recipient, rip a feathered pillow so the feathers stick so they look like a condor, then make them fly by kicking (or shoving, depending on the girth of the party) them out of bed. They will fly for a second or two before crashing into the ground as a heaping pile of feathers.
by Whitey McRosenski July 30, 2009
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