An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.
The Cocoa Scale is:
Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate
fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%
Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate
fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%
by i-ain May 30, 2009
Get the The Cocoa Scale mug.A sexual act performed by locals from several caribbean nations with visiting female tourists, always with their enthusiastic consent. The female holds onto a buoy, log or other bouyant object in the ocean, while being simultaneously penetrated anally and vaginally, by two males. To people on the shore, it merely looks like three people swimming in the ocean and is thus a very discreet sex act. Known in Jamaica, Aruba, Bahamas, Trinidad and Tobago, St. Kitts, Nevis, Barbados and U.S. Virgin Islands.
My ex-girlfriend went with her girlfriends to Hedonism II last summer. I later found out she did the coco bump with some locals and summarily dumped her.
by rent a rasta July 5, 2010
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Refering to the NBC war going on between Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien. Team Coco is the side of Conan, which, of course, is the only team to side with because the Jay Leno show is an hour of ancient jokes with more than predictable punch lines that make you want to hang yourself.
"Hey, Bob, what do you think of this NBC war going on?"
"Well, I'm with Team Coco because I'm under the age of 70"
"Well, I'm with Team Coco because I'm under the age of 70"
by xUberxHaxx January 19, 2010
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When Damian is passing out candy canes, he says, "Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh...'Caddy' Heron. Do we have a 'Caddy' Heron here?"
People quote it today when they feel like something you did is to be proud of. Weather they are being serious or sarcastic is for you to determine.
When Damian is passing out candy canes, he says, "Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh...'Caddy' Heron. Do we have a 'Caddy' Heron here?"
People quote it today when they feel like something you did is to be proud of. Weather they are being serious or sarcastic is for you to determine.
by RyannAlexandra October 3, 2008
Get the You go Glenn Coco! mug.A rapper known for huge SoundCloud hits such as "Caluiflower" (a song about one of his tall bitch ass classmates Dan Ray Schmidt) or "My Shawty", a loving tribute to love songs of days past. He may seem like a skinny white kid from j town but once u get to know him u find out that he's surprisingly hood and has received multiple n word passes. Don't mess w him or he'll leave u in the dust just like fellow j town rapper "gizmo", which he utterly destroyed on his 2015 smash hit "8 ball". Also commonly referred to as "Fatty C". Has commonly collaborated with fellow rappers "Sea Snake" and "BELAC", as well as the local producing talent known as "Dollah P". Check out his SoundCloud @FaTCØCØ he has more bangers on the way soon.
Person A: have you heard that new Fat Coco Heat "Feelings"
Person B: not yet brotha but I will when I get home from work
Person A: please do! Sea Snake's verse is fire!
Person B: not yet brotha but I will when I get home from work
Person A: please do! Sea Snake's verse is fire!
by chainsyclebutthair March 25, 2017
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Huge suporter of woman's rights, and spent her early years designing clothes to free women of the stiff and uncomfortable clothes worn at the end of the 19th century.
Died at the age of 87.
Huge suporter of woman's rights, and spent her early years designing clothes to free women of the stiff and uncomfortable clothes worn at the end of the 19th century.
Died at the age of 87.
by Luigi > Mario October 3, 2008
Get the Coco Chanel mug.The cocogoat is a fictional magestic creature that can bless you with coconut milk straight out of it’s utters. Cocogoats can be found in the wilds of Teyvat. A person named Qiqi loves cocogoats because of their reproducing coconut milk mmm...tasty
Qiqi : “find me a cocogoat...”
MC : “a what”
Qiqi : “a cocogoat.”
MC : *searches this specific urban dictionary* “ohhh”
Paimon : “Paimon doesn’t get it, maybe Paimon has a peanut brain”
MC : “a what”
Qiqi : “a cocogoat.”
MC : *searches this specific urban dictionary* “ohhh”
Paimon : “Paimon doesn’t get it, maybe Paimon has a peanut brain”
by Angie Ch. November 23, 2020
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