Principal Points & Conclusions

A document that summarizes another document, however, the summarizing document does not fully capture the context, nature, and substance of the document it proclaims to summarize.

P1: I read the principal points & conclusions memo which said there were no grounds for dismissal?

P2: Oh jeez! You cant read a document summarizing another document because on occasion the summarizing document does not fully capture the context, nature, and substance of the document it proclaims to summarize.

P1: What! No! There were no ground for dismissal.

P2: Sure. However, the four hundred page report says otherwise.

by MD451 May 23, 2023

Conclusion merchant

Negative term for a character (usually fictional) in which the only compelling part of their storyline is its conclusion. Popularized by the great minds hard at work in mediatok.

Guy 1 (awesome, full of life and vigor): Lelouche has W themes and philosophies but he's lowkey a conclusion merchant.
Guy 2 (moron narcissist, possibly evil too): Trying to categorize everything you enjoy like this is reductive and stupid.

by bippitybopman23 August 13, 2025

Conclusions

No it's not just questions and the question tend to allude to what I believe may be the case.

Hym "No that's you trying to relegate me to an ancillary role as though I am the questioner and you are the answerer and that I don't derive any conclusions regarding what I'm talking about. For example, 'You would need a massive data set'. That isn't a question to which you fucking figured out the answer. You were like 'Oh yeah that's probably right that is like NEW and NECESSARY information for me'. There are affirmative claims in there beyond just questions. And no Megyn. YOU WILL ABIDE THE CONTRACT! And speaking of heaven, I'm going to look like SANTA-FUCKING-CLAUSE in that bitch cus I am gonna have me a burlap sack filled will 8 billion souls and don't worry I will harness your souls in a way that doesn't consume them (as that is ine of my core criticisms of God i.e. that it eat use) and I doubt you will be morally culpable as you are essentially like a magic princess in a net. So, nah. You are just making shit up because it's blasphemy. You let your thing go. I do not have to do anything. You want to gamble your immortal soul back? We'll do the firing squad with the tech dorks. A billion souls to a bucket of dogshit."

by Hym Iam October 11, 2025

conclused

When you feel like a matter has ended but is still confused, and you are left in a state of dismay but relief. The word is a mix of conclusion and confused to take elements of each word and create an enhanced meaning.

*conclused, conclusing, conclusative are the three acceptable forms; any other forms will concluse the meaning of the word*

That meeting was such a mess, and now I am very conclused. I need a nap.

by chloebeytch June 26, 2024

Not going to jump to conclusions

Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!

Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"

by Hym Iam October 1, 2025