Team Conan

NBC is planning to give Jay Leno the 11:35 p.m. time slot and to either bump Conan to 12:05 or to move him off The Tonight Show altogether. Team Conan believes that this is balderdash and that NBC should favor Conan O'Brien, unequivocally a better comic and host than Leno.

"Leno sucks balls! Team Conan!"

by GCV January 13, 2010

Conallism

Conallism is a modern religion. Similar in aspects to Solipsism, and to a lesser extent, Buddhism. Based on the question "Does God know he is God? If not, is he really God? Or just you?"

It differs from Solipsism in that each individual does not believe he or she is subconsciously God, rather they believe that Conall, a normal person, is God and unknowingly controls the world through his subconscious.

Followers of the religion, or Conallists, believe Conall's mental state is vital to the world remaining stable. Suttle changes in mood of the deity could result in natural catastrophes, disease or other types of suffering anywhere in the world.

Conallism, like Buddhism, contains the idea's of Karma, reincarnation, meditation etc.

I am interested in the religion of Conallism.

by Rhys Connor November 12, 2010

Conan O'Brien

1. Pastey-looking late night comedian.
2. Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, the only show to worth watching.

Conan O'Brien puts on such a show, with Max Weinberg, who needs good guests?

by Dave Henney July 23, 2004

conascending

adj. To condescend from below. To make fun of someone who in fact, at least in the area in which they are being made fun of, is actually one's superior. Usually done in a mocking and/or sarcastic tone.

n. conascension

Jill was very conascending to Mary when she said, "You went to Yale, so I'm just sure YOU can figure out how we'll find a cab downtown."

by newsamjohnson February 6, 2010

ConAgra

ConAgra comes from the Aborigian word "Con-tin-tee" meaning ass-clown. Although this name was never used in the Aborigian diction, many people still use this word in many circles when talking about screwed up shows or things run by ass clowns. What actually is an Ass clown? Its someone who would spend time and effort trying to keep others down.

A major consumer products company in the United States uses the name ConAgra in everyday business.
The name goes back as far as the first settlers in the United States. The name was first used in business in the late 1970's when a famous inventor

That mother effer is trying to keep me down. He is a f****ng ConAgra. He doesnt know what he is doing he is an conagra.

by Conagra March 25, 2008

Coney Island

Coney Island is the best place in Brooklyn. It is right next to the water (Atlantic Ocean), has an amazing boardwalk and a cool amusement park . It is home to the original Nathan's and has one of the oldest roller coaster. Also Smorgasburg is now in Coney Island!

"Have you heard about Coney Island ? I heard the rides are sick!"

or
"I really need a good hot dog. Let's go to Coney Island."

by angelicax October 18, 2015

conan obrien

The funniest man on late night, much funnier than Jay Leno, and a trillion times funnier than David Letterman.

-I'm watching Leno.
-You poopface, the real laughs don't come until you enter the "Cone Zone!"

by tintle September 11, 2004