Conan

a person who sits around eating pizza rolls for 300 hours straight and then crys because he has to go to school

Conan is an idiot

Conan by Schupp September 8, 2022

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Conan

Conan is a guy who is very smart. He probably goes to a gifted school and also pulls lots of girls. He is very dense though and probably will not realize if a girl likes him unless she tells him. However, he may break up with a girl a day after getting together - out of mutual understanding - by realizing that they can't work out. Since Conan is very smart, he will help you not fail math and actually pass your exams. Most of the time though, Conan procrastinates his own homework which is really bad for him as he ends up getting no sleep. Poor Conan

Person 1: Woah how did you get so high on your math test??
Person 2: Conan helped me, he's really smart. Without him, I would've failed!!
Person 1: Oh, I need help too! Tell him to help me too!
Person 2: Okay!

Conan by do_not_disturb November 19, 2023

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Conan

He's very hot, very pretty hands, has a very cute cat that everyone wants to steal, bro is so blind he doesn't know when a girl likes him. He has an ex gf but they lasted a day because they mutually agreed about some random shit like huhhhhh, oh he watched link click, oh yeah anime kid, oh yeah hes a gifted kid 😒😒😒, he helps people with math, acts gay but isn't gay ☹️😔

Person 1: Who is conan
Person 2: Oh conan is very blind, its that guy whos on the floor dying

Person 1: Oh woah hes dyring thats so interesting.

Conan by do_not_disturb December 14, 2023

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Conán

The type of thing person who is always there for you even when the rain falls. They always look out for you and even though they might seem immature it’s just your shitty sense of humor. There naturally good in bed and are really thoughtful in relationships and will never cheat on you

Conán is so sexy I’d fuck him

Conán by Gay nibba 68 February 21, 2019