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componentry

A bullshit term to feed to a client in order to stall them and placate their demands for results.
"Well, I could keep on working on the internal componentry."
by Papa Culo September 16, 2003
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compoontar

a computer used to please the user in need; a pc used primarily for looking up porn. User may regularly clear his history, but it is not required because there is nothing to hide on the compoontar.
vinnnay: "yo, man imma get me some crazy bitches tonight"
george : " damn doood you got mad steeze"
vinnnay: "ya i just got my compoontar and my high speeed internet i'm ftw"
george : "you need to get a gf that doesn't end in .jpeg"
vinnnay: " nah rl bitches are so ftL. no homo"
by kanjar January 16, 2008
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Straight Up Compton

Totally Ghetto, At the top of the Coolness Scale, Associated with gangstas
Dude, that gat's "straight up compton!!"
by Gangsta Pete May 6, 2006
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Compton Cockblock

When your friend is having sex, you and your buddies, and his buddies, all hide in the closet. or anywhere that is satisfying to you. then while he is in the middle of sex you burst out from where you were and beat the living shit out of him for absolutely no reason other than to cock block him in the most un-necessary manor. The compton cock block is best followed up by tipping over his sofa, leaving, then on the following day when he asks "wtf man" you and all your friends completely deny any accusations he makes and deny that it even happened.
-victim- Ok dude stop fucking around, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT!?!?!?

-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.

-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?

-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?
by SinisterL August 3, 2010
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Compton alarm clock

I got mugged downtown last night, but some cops gave the neighborhood a Compton alarm clock and the thug bolted.
by Oniichan~ July 24, 2009
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Straight Outta Compton

The best rap album of all time by NWA. The epitome of Old School Hip Hop.
Whenever I listen to Straight Outta Compton, I cry because I remember better days.
by defiler October 20, 2004
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Compondering

To contemplate something but at the same time to ponder whether or not you should contemplate it.
"Man, I'm compondering eating that on the floor.."
by Kyle Snodgrass February 18, 2009
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