Compoopter

1.A computer that is either made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much games and music

by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

composer

someone who can party all night, smoke two packs a day, drink through a 6 pack, sleep for 20 hours, and then scribble on a pad of staff paper for five minutes and call it a hard day's work.

I'm a composer, I would know.

by beenabitchoncetoomuch August 14, 2009

cumpooper

After anal sex, the man cums in the woman's anus. She, then, takes a shit. Resulting in, cumpoop.

After I rode her, she became a real cumpooper.

by Z-schnizzle October 20, 2008

Comptonesque

Something having the appearance or characteristics of something belonging in Compton, the ghettoest of the ghettos.

Dave:"Look at that van, the mirror's torn off and the paint is all chipped off, not to mention the cracks in the windshield and the missing letters on the back."
Tyler:" Most comptonesque van i've ever seen."

by georgiapeech July 23, 2009

compooter

Slang for computer.

Some guy: Bruh look at dis compooter
Some other guy: Whoa cool m8

by Flameteor September 28, 2017

commoner

One of the common people, not a member of the high class ppl....noble peepz.

he called me a commoner cos i didnt have all the fancy stuff he had,,,,fancy watches....fancy cars.....fancy girls....fancy etc.

by Free! December 6, 2003

compunerd

1. n. a computer nerd.

"Hey, why does that scrawny kid in the glasses always look so pale?"

"C'mon, man. He's a compunerd. Hasn't been out of his basement in years."

by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008