Colwelled

To go out on the town dressed like a male model, hit on anything with fake tits, get numbers from the fake tits and proceed to never call them.

I colwelled all last night

by Jon Scragg February 1, 2008

Chris cornelled

Doing the same thing that a friend did years later but in a less memorable way.

Shit kid, he Chris cornelled that, Frank did that 10 years ago but it was a lot cooler when Frank did it.

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018

Cornelled

To provide a family member or other relation with a restricted facebook profile for some corny or illicit reason, such as hiding drug use or other illegal activity, or to avoid being mocked for dating ugly women.

I was checking Facebook and it turns out he cornelled me.

by FusionMonkey December 20, 2010

boarding completed

literally: when all passengers are seated on a plane ready to take off
figuratively: you are the plane heading towards a destination, the passengers are everything dear to you, animate and inanimate, physical and spiritual. a decision is made. the plane is taking off.

"mama, are we going to be okay?"
"yes, my mini, boarding completed. don't be afraid."

by Krkič January 7, 2021

Conmelled

A prostitute who's number-one grudge is about never having been abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy.

Abid: "I conmelled you in the back of a spaceship."

by Nelly had a smelly November 22, 2010

completed the girl coaster

When you think you are ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.

I've completed the girl coaster. Now I have to be patient with this one.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

completed the girl coaster

When you think you are ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.

I've completed the girl coaster. Now it's time to be patient with this one.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018