Companion Cube

Your best friend. His beautiful, shiny exterior is complemented by the drawing of a heart, symbolizing your love for him.

I invited your best friend Companion Cube, but he couldn't come, because you murdered him.

If Companion Cube should speak to you, don't acknowledge his suggestions.

The cake is a lie.

by Steven Willmy November 20, 2007

Ace Combat Zero

Ace Combat Zero is a prequal to Ace Combat 5. It centers around a mercenary group from Ustio, Galm Team. Galm Team consits of the main protaganist, Ciper (literally Zero in Japanese) and his wingman Solo Wing Pixy (Pixy for short). Ciper and Pixy are hired on as Ustio mercenaries and are a key asset in driving back the Belkans who invaded their nieghbors. Ciper and his wingman must take on Belkan Aces in all shapes and sizes. The game is narrorated from third-person by some journalist who also interviews the aces you fight with. There are many ways to end the game, and unlike Ace Combat 5, you can pick your special weapon. The game ends with you succesfully stopping the terrorist organization 'A World With No Boundries".

Me: Ace Combat Zero is awesome...but way too short.

by iseeum May 22, 2008

Madness Combat

A series of movie where the protagonist “Hank J Wimbleton” fucks everything up.

Have you watched Madness Combat?

by Rogue-3 March 24, 2021

Ace Combat

A console Flight/Action game based on fictional events with mainly real world military aircraft, with some exceptions. The stories revolve around usually a main protaganist which the player assumes control of, and, in later games, his wingman/men. The player starts of with low tech and basic fighters, but after advancing in the game, unlocks more planes which he/she can purchase, along with special weapons. The events of Ace Combat are set on the real world calender, and some missions have historiical date references (i.e. the Belkan Nuclear Bombing on June 6th 1995, or D-Day). Most often the charecter is portrayed as a rookie, even though within 5 missions you're slapping everyone's face and smacking down planes and targets left and right. For some unknown reason, Namco/Bandai games thought it would be a good idea to make Ace Combat 6, the most recent as of date, available only for the Xbox 360, which was a bad move on their part, instead of Playstation only. God forbid they do two launches, so I say thank you Namco/Bandai, for stabbing all your loayal players in the back. Enjoy your sage.

Me: Yeah I would love to play Ace Combat 6, except its for Xbox 360 and I'm not about to go buy another console just to play it.

by iseeum May 21, 2008

Combat Jack

Combat Jack is generally known amongst military personal as masturbating during wartime. It was the name of an episode of Generation Kill, in which we see various soldiers in the platoon "relieving" themselves in humvees or while sleeping.

Other slang terms- Rub one out, jack off

From Generation Kill--
Soldier- Where did you go?
Reporter Evan Wright- I dont know..i was trying to find a secluded place..
Soldier- Combat Jack??
Reporter Evan Wright- No...i was trying to take a shit and ended up by the front gate, then everyone started shooting.

by generation kill a ni66a April 12, 2009

Handsome Companion

A high class male prostitute. Coined on the show Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Hey, I am not a whore, I am a Handsome Companion

by Zapot8 December 21, 2008

weighted companion cube

1.) A cube in the game Portal you are given to help you with tasks.
2.) Your best friend.

1.)This weighted companion cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
2.) While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.

by joe matt November 10, 2007