ur family reunion a homosexual communion

An insult only to be used when your opponent gives you no other option.

Person 1:"Haha, your family tree LGBT! "

Person 2: "Don't make me say it..."

Person 1: "You wouldn't fuckin dare..."

Person 2: "Your family reunion a homosexual communion"

*Space and time warps until it envelopes the very existence of person 1*

by Bkmtex April 12, 2018

holy communion

This is a term heard in churches 'round the world, but has anyone thought of its possible meanings? After a very deep conversation with several friends i have come to believe it has more to do with giving a priest/pastor/holy man oral pleasure.

Please kneel down and partake in the holy communion.

by Princess Yolanda Katinka III July 30, 2008

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

Ur family gay

Ben “You’re grandpap a trap”
Dale “Ur family reunion a homosexual communion”

Ben *Dies

by Gey boi May 20, 2018

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

The absolute most powerful "ur" insult in existence. All other insults are mere cherry bombs compared to this supernova level annihilation. Be careful with this insult as it could end the world as we know it.

Dan: hey
Bob: hey
Dan: ur family reunion a homosexual communion
(Nothing happens, all of a sudden there is a loud bang and Bob is instantly hurled through heaven, hell and purgatory simultaneously and they all shatter. Afterwards Bob is now non-existent. Nobody remembers Bob because now he has never existed.

by Bruh243565 May 21, 2018

ur family reunion a transgender communion

Worst insult known to man, trumps all others, and should only be used if you have to finish another man. This one cannot have no u used as a rebuttal, as it is too strong

Bob- Ur mom gey lul
Joe-Ur dad lesbian
Bob- Ur granny tranny
Joe- Ur grandpap a trap
Bob- Ur family tree LGBT
Joe- Ur family reunion a transgender communion
*Bob tries to say no u but dies immediately*

by WildBillBlade May 21, 2018

caboose communion

Verb - The act of recieving anal intercorse from a member of member of the clergy. The sex of either party is unimportant so long as the clergy member is allowed to perform the sacrament of commuinion. The eligibility of the recipient of the anal sex to recieve the sacrament of communion is not an issue in defining the act as a "caboose communion". Therefore, those recipients who are underage or do not themselves practise religion may still recive a "caboose communion'.

"They've been sending a lot of priests to the slammer for giving the alter boys the caboose communion."

by devilreyes February 22, 2007

ur family reunion homo communion

the god of "ur mom gay" insults. every time this is said the sun grows 1,000,000 degrees hotter, nearing the end of our solar system. saying this phrase has been known to dehydrate one's heart much like a grape's transformation into a raisin

edgy 12 yr old: ur species feces
edgy 13 yr old: ur god a fraud
edgy 36 yr old: ur family reunion homo communion

instantaneous death

by squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze May 17, 2018