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VL Commodore

A highly overrated vehicle idolised by P Platers, Wogs and Bogans.

The VL is possibly the most affordable Commodore you can source, hence it being purchased by the groups mentioned above.

The price tag however is somewhat deceiving, as the vehicle is prone to incessant failure.

The vehicle however received some functional parts such as a Ford 9inch Diff and a Nissan engine.
(Which you could sell for almost the price of the vehicle)

Recommended modifications include: Metal sports steering wheels, VY commodore body kits, chopped springs, neon's, turbo badges, personalised plates such as SIK-VLT, 18inch front and 14inch rear wheels, muffler removal, low range sound system consisting of 7inch subs and $50 amps.
"I think I hear Dolphins screaming? That acne covered burger peddler didn't put acid in my Big Mac did he?

"Nah mate that's just the VL Commodore dosing in the car park"
by ILLaViTaR October 18, 2008
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commondore

a commodore is a popular car family or work vehicle made by gmh/holden, it is is so common in some parts it is called in commondore. they come in sedan and station wagon versions and different colours. as they are quite common they are quite boring. as they are large they also consume too much petrol and gas. some people in australia buy them because they are cheap, want to support an Australian made car?, believe big cars are safe, believe they need a big car to tow a caravan etc (they actually only do this about once per year). as they are so common it is easy to find parts for them which just increases their annoying commonness.
jay: where should take this cupboard to?
bob: its the white commondore to the left.
by iamalavalamp July 2, 2009
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commodore

Prerequisite for owning this car, is a loving for AC/DC, Whitesnake and Winfield Blues.

A bogan brigade of 17 year old males in VL 6 cylinder Commodore's can be seen, frequenting 'white trash' locations, such as Car Lovers car wash's, and large fuel stations, seen with there bonnets up checking out their 15mm race leads and admiring the motor Nisan gave them. Also seen with them is their skanky skinny, blonde, 'straight from the trailer park' girlfriend, normally bitch slapping her gf's, trying not to spill her Bundy as they arguing about who is the father of their baby.

Owners of the GenIII varient Commodore, when vacationing, can be seen typically every few hours pulling into a fuel station to top up their oil, oil to fuel filling ratio for a Commodore is 2:1.
Did you see the 4" exhaust on that Commodore ?
My 6 Cyl Commodore will keep up with a Ford V8 Supercar, because its a Holden !
by Larry Perkins May 11, 2006
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commodore sex act

The "commodore" (a sex act) is where the female enters the male from behind with a warm wash cloth.
Tina gave Raymond Raymond Quentin Smuckles a commodore sex act at the hotel. Ray was a nice boy and wanted his commodore on the bed, whereas a nasty boy would get HIS commodore over the desk, looking out over the parking lot.
by already being used by someone January 13, 2009
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commodore chicken wing

The nickname for an amazing person. Commodore Chicken Wing is smart, funny, and loved by all.
Did you see Josh do that backflip. I'm gonna call him Commodore Chicken Wing! CommodorechikinWang
by Commodore Chikin-Wang October 23, 2013
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Commodore Nut

A commodore nut is what happens when one decides to contract their muscles during ejaculation, allowing only a small amount of seminal fluid to escape the tip of the penis and then pulling out of the probed orifice.
"I was fucking that bitch Ayisha last night and I almost busted a nut in her, but as a last ditch efforti decided to go with a commodore nut."
by blueskar May 26, 2017
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Commodore

To lose a condom in your mates ass
Dude I totally commodore’d you
by Gm blokes January 15, 2020
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