commode code

an EMS term for when one is found dead sitting on the commode.

We responded to a heart attack yesterday, but upon arrival we called the coroner for a commode code.

by OceanSpawned August 21, 2005

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 17, 2008

commode

A toilet. A terlit. A donnicker.

Hey, Janet, don't forget to flush the commode.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

commode high-tide

An unfortunately high level of commode water causing hand semi-immersion for effective ass waiping.

Alright! Would you PLEASE adjust your toilet! The commode high-tide is worse than a fuckin' bidet. Now I gotta wash my hands fer real.

by YAWA August 1, 2021

redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk

A common Southern expression to describe somebody who is Extremely Drunk.

Yeah, you should've seen Larry last night. Buddy, I want you to know, he was redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk! He threw-up in the bathroom when we finally got him home.

by Shane56 August 15, 2021

Comacide

an action taken by people too pussy to commit suicide, a drug induced comatose state.

hey that Emo faggot wasnt even intense enough to kill himself, he commited comacide instead.

by Thaddeus_Clyde February 14, 2006

cuomocide

Death resulting from the gross negligence and/or misconduct of incompetent bureaucrats.

Sad news, kids. Grandma just died from cuomocide when the idiot governor of her state required Covid patients to be sent to nursing home instead of a hospitals.

by Phaedrus331 February 12, 2021