Conjigulate

The act of preparing someone or one's self a sandwich.

Somebody conjigulate me

by Random#9 April 21, 2011

craigulate

1. to mix up words like coagulate with words like constipate when your name happens to be craig.

2. to craigulate is to have a brain fart

http://whatcraigdidtoday.blogspot.com.. a site dedicated to craigulate moments

by 4 Quarry July 29, 2008

coagulated dick

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture

This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

by ShittyPerson101 May 31, 2018

combogulate

to talk to another person while using the toilet.

Me and Jack are about to combogulate during lunch break.

by Chris James polock July 30, 2020

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person

shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!

by bruhmomentlife69 April 29, 2022

coagulated c*m bubble

When a female is acting like the nut that you just let off inside her but just dried up.

When a chick is mad at you for something that you never did but still accuses you for it she is a straight coagulated c*m bubble

by Askmeaboutmywiener August 4, 2023