combatible

When two personalities are at odds with each other and very likely to break out into a physical conflict at any moment. The opposite of compatible, but nicer sounding than incompatible.

Tom and Ted each hate everything the other one stands for. They are very combatible.

by Linguistic September 16, 2014

combatibility

The measure of some couples' suitability for each other while shut in together for months.

The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020

combatilist

Someone who is involved in combat

I’m training Luke to be an amazing combatilist.

by A_Superior_Kiwi May 29, 2021

Competive Capitalism®©™

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice

Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?

by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023

Combation

The Opposite aka ODDosite* of Compassion ~ in an unrelenting and PRebably* state of Anxious, Fear*Full Conflict, Contention and Combat ~ the supposedly "Human Condition" ~ a *Story* or *Narrative* of EPIC *HARM*portions ...

*ODD = Oppositional Defiant Disordherds* ~ Hordes of Disorder ~ Herd*instinct* ~ Heard Indistinctly ...

Their combation seemed endless, their compassion null
They were Righties I'd wager, and endlessly dull

by PartisanZ January 3, 2024

combaticon

A group of pompus fuck boys that are a rip off from goodwill of the protectobots but are actually slightly attractive as they are made of
Onslaught: whiny perfectionist bitch leader
Blast off: second in command biggest ego
Brawl: loud.
Vortex: shouldn't of been let out of the mental hospital!
Swindle: pot of greed ass mentality tried to bargin with galvatron he turned out to be a real jokester!

"Look its the combat icons!-"
"Its combaticons you fuck"
"Im cheating on you with tom."

by 1# SWINDLE FAN January 1, 2025

Combaticon

A group of pompus fuck boys that are a rip off from goodwill of the protectobots but are actually slightly attractive as they are made of
Onslaught: whiny perfectionist bitch leader
Blast off: second in command biggest ego
Brawl: loud.
Vortex: shouldn't of been let out of the mental hospital!
Swindle: pot of greed ass mentality tried to bargin with galvatron he turned out to be a real jokester!

"Look its the combat icons!-"
"Its combaticons you fuck"
"Im cheating on you with tom."

by 1# SWINDLE FAN January 1, 2025