christopher columbus

Christopher Columbus was an Italian navigator in the service of Spain who opened the New World to exploration. On October 12, 1492 he landed on San Salvador Island in the Bahamas with 3 ships he commanded; the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa María. This day is known as Columbus Day. Americans observe Columbus Day on the second Monday in October (the same day as Thanksgiving in Canada).

Christopher Columbus was born on 1451 in Genoa, Italy and died on 1506 in Valladolid, Spain. His name is Cristóbal Colón in Spanish and Cristoforo Colombo in Italian.

by Layko June 27, 2007

Columbia high school

School where they profile kids with bad grades. School full kids who are either athletic or wear womens boots and fake Gucci bags. Fuck malloy and all the other staff

Columbia high school is gay

by Boof my butt March 13, 2019

columbian whale

When you sprinkle some grade A Columbian bam bam around the outside of a butthole then proceed to snort the coke at the same time as the person farts blowing the coke up in the air and into your nose.

The stripper I was with last night let me do a columbian whale

by Doughboyjunior March 24, 2017

columbine vore cult

I’ve never been to this school, but dear god. The Columbine High School Mascot has the fattest ass I’ve ever seen. I would kill to vore his sweet, juicy ass. Every day I walk by and dream of shrinking him done to the smallest size I can, and voring his tasty ass. god, it’s the only thing that I care about anymore. I left my wife because I don’t love her as much as I love the Columbine High School Mascot. Karen, if you see this, I don’t regret my choices.

- columbine vore cult

by kÿle June 6, 2019

clumsy russian

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

Calum Hood

Calum from da Hood is no ordinary fella. He is amazingly cute. He may not know exactly know how to be in a relationship but know that he will treet you right. He can always make you laugh even when you think it can't be done. He plays bass so you know what that means ;)

<3

"Is that Calum Hood?"

"Calum from da Hood you mean?? Yeah you want some of that."

by haimynameismorgan May 7, 2013

Calum Hood

Also known as Calum Invisible Hood. Sometimes he doesn't know himself.

sang by calum hood himself, "who am i, who am i? when i don't know myself."

by fuckin idk June 20, 2016