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colonial

a term used in britain to refer to an american person, derived from the british colonies in america.
Dumb: Hey, What nationality do you think those people are over there?

Dumber: They're colonials you dumb bastard.
by qwertyuiop737 February 24, 2009
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The Reverse Colonial

In Colonial times, it wasn't considered gay if a man was a top in sexual intercourse between two men. This was regarded as a normal, heterosexual act.

But The Reverse Colonial refers to a man being on bottom in sexual intercourse between two men and him (and possibly only him) not considering it to be anything but heterosexual.
Mike: You slept with Todd last night!? And you were on bottom!? How gay you are!

Pete: No, totally straight and junk. Remember the Reverse Colonial?

Mike: Nice!

(hi-fives commence).
by Mark Alfredo July 18, 2009
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celebrity colonialism

Superstars (like the doofusy-looking 'supercouple' Brangelina), deciding to go to poor countries (like Namibia, not Muritania, foos!), to fulfill their super-sized egos (to have their daughter -- full supername 'Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt Bramz Zahara'-- delivered by C-section)!

Eat the super-rich!
That is what you get when a Hollywoodized mundo-trash Thirdworld country thinks it can be made famous by two baby-mongering celebtards like Brad Pitt and his whoreney wife Angelina Jolie (I wonder if these names are even their born-with names?), go strutting across its dirty streets... what neogonzojournalists has called 'celebrity colonialism'!
by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007
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Sexual Colonialism

Invading and occupying the class of a other gender to appropriate and loot its roles, reservations, and responsibilities in society in order to avoid the roles of your own gender as a form of escapism. Other terms include Transgenderism, LGBTQ, YASS KWEEN and many more.
There is a 40% chance of suicide for people who practise sexual colonialism..... whats that? It became 50% in 2020??
by ChungusC March 4, 2021
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Reverse colonialism

a colonialism in which people from once colonized countries are starting to massively move, and intrude the countries that once colonized them, bringing and living their culture
Many years ago powerful European countries were the colonizers, however, with the vawes of migrants coming to Europe, bringing their culture, and having no intention to adapt to European way of life, it could be said that reverse colonialism already started.
by MicaPrikolica September 5, 2020
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Colonal Portal

A symptom of severe digestive unease where you have passed all excrement available to your bowels from the present, yet the rectum continue to move waste. Presumably this material is transported from future meals by means of a space-time rift deep within the large intestine. - - Also known as: "The Ghost of Shitmas Future."
Fucking Hell, Kevin. I was so messed up after that truck burrito last night, I must have opened up a colonal portal around one. I think I might have shit the dinner Becca and I are going to have tomorrow...
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 11, 2017
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Colonial Heights

A town composed of people who think a roundabout destroyed their city.
Colonial Heights resident 1: Can you believe there has been another accident at the roundabout?
Colonial Heights resident 2: Of course! Hey, wanna go to that imaginary Krispy Kreme?
by SirensTide June 26, 2018
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