The burning, uncontrollable flow of ass water and acidic shit that exits your colon while burning your asshole (aka: ass piss). A mixture of this \"ass piss\" and bowl water may also backsplash onto your cheeks...this usually depends on the force of the colonic and consistency of the \"ass piss\".
The telltale sign of an impending colonic is a spur of the moment sensation that you are going to uncontrollably piss out of your ass into your pants.
You will know someone has these symptoms when you observe them making a mad dash for the bathroom, while trying to take down their pants.
WARNING: the side effects of a colonic are as follows (most severe first): Burning asshole (can last for 24 hours), wet ass cheeks (can make your boxers wet if you don’t wipe well), and shaky/weak legs (caused by the stress and pain of colonic).
Can also be called: explosive diarrhea
The telltale sign of an impending colonic is a spur of the moment sensation that you are going to uncontrollably piss out of your ass into your pants.
You will know someone has these symptoms when you observe them making a mad dash for the bathroom, while trying to take down their pants.
WARNING: the side effects of a colonic are as follows (most severe first): Burning asshole (can last for 24 hours), wet ass cheeks (can make your boxers wet if you don’t wipe well), and shaky/weak legs (caused by the stress and pain of colonic).
Can also be called: explosive diarrhea
by ksumarine April 26, 2005
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The object that was created for use with the "CRAYON". Only this book is powerful enough to be used with a crayon. Made with paper, and sometimes has pictures in it.
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Get the colonic martini mug.n. A high-calorie, fatty meal which induces bloated feelings of guilt. Typically used referentially as the opposite of a High Colonic, or cleansing of the bowels and lower intestines.
You wanna get an awesome blossom and some buffalo wings for dinner?
Sounds tasty but I can't. I had a high caloric for lunch so I have to purge tonight instead. But if you want company, I'll eat your parsley and have a water with lemon in it.
Sounds tasty but I can't. I had a high caloric for lunch so I have to purge tonight instead. But if you want company, I'll eat your parsley and have a water with lemon in it.
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Get the high caloric mug.Coloring is a code word for sex as used in the movie Sex In The City. When you don't want someone or a group of someones to know you're talking about sex, or if you're in a public place where the word is not acceptable, sex is referred to as "coloring".
ERIC: Kamron I got all dress up and made you this nice dinner because you said there would be coloring tonight!
KAMRON: I'm not in the mood for coloring. I have a headache.
KAMRON: I'm not in the mood for coloring. I have a headache.
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