Sperm collector

A woman who insists on having condom free sex.

Yeah, I know that Taylor's a sperm collector, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. I've already been snipped!

by Chad Apollo December 14, 2017

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poop collector

Also, the poopman.
Comes in his poop truck to suck the poop out of the sewer system (and other things that get stuck there).

The poopman is very popular in places where they have cesspools in the houses (like in the majority of Europe)

Oh my gosh! The poop collector is digging with his poop scoop in the poop truck's storage space, looking for gold!

Nah, he's just stirring the poop!
He loves the poop so much that he can't wait to make love to it when he's home!

by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

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collegeboard

An adjective or noun used to signify greed, heartlessness, indifference, apathy, and a propensity to destroy dreams and preconceptions.

In context, can be synonymous with gold digger.

dude what a collegeboard

by broskisauce December 28, 2010

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Haywards Heath College

An "education" place in sus sex. Really it's a special needs school but they never tell you that.

Lol what! He goes to Haywards Heath College? I thought he passed his GCSEs

by ConnorCoutureSussyKid1 October 28, 2021

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college textbook

A poorly written "book" that you are forced by naive professors to purchase at outrageous prices. To curb the used market, the pages are renumbered, the cover changed, and the book republished as a "new edition" every few years.

Person #1: Dude, i just sold back all my college textbooks and got $80 dollars! Sweet!
Person #2: Do you remember what you paid for them?
Person #1: Yeah, $600. Why?
Person #2: Never mind...

by Justin The Something August 26, 2007

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