coli zikri

An uncommon species in Malaysia that local Malaysians are not familiar with. There is just one remained in Johor Bahru, Malaysia. The double face is to be avoided. He may appear friendly, but his coli will choke you and make you eat curry for the rest of time.

i dont wanna be the victim of coli zikri. he'll stuff me inside his coli !

we heard that you survive coli zikri, is it true? dang you’re lucky

from what i’ve heard before, they said that coli zikri will feed you with stale curry

by apfkxndjfjdifjf July 15, 2022

zikri zarif's coli

a rare species that can only be found in Malaysia's Johor Bahru. This species is extremely rare and the only one still existing today. This species, popularly known as a "curry thief," only consumes old curry.

omg is that zikri zarif's coli!!? its gigantic owo

HELP ZIKRI ZARIF'S COLI FORCED ME TO EAT FUNGUS CURRY !!! SAVE YOURSELF

zikri zarif's coli should collab with nenen kenenenan

zikri zarif's coli is my idol because he stuffed humans under his coli

do you think that zikri zarif's coli is big? from what i heard, he had to custom made the coli from poop pants 2019

by apfkxndjfjdifjf July 17, 2022

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

lettuce re-coli

Used when yet another batch of lettuce has been recalled due to e-coli.

"Is that OK to eat - there's been another lettuce re-coli."

by JulC May 13, 2010

Coli

Coli is a person with kind heart and good personality, usually a friend that often saves you from bad habits or questions you're beliefs when it is needed.

Sometimes, I just need a person with coli personality.

by Kage26 October 6, 2021

E. coli Pie

Performing Analingus or eating your lady out while she farts in your face.

Jeff had a good helping of E. coli Pie last night. Lanie was a little tipsy when they got home after a wedding and felt frisky. Jeff went down on her and when he was down there she farted in his face. Jeff said "The booty was fruity but it smelled like E. coli Pie."

by Stanley Poon May 28, 2024

Big colie

A lad who won't shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up big colie

by Hshsjdnndnd August 21, 2018